Baghead

Interact (88)

• (chuckles) I thought we were gonna be best friends forever.
• A real one. Nice and quiet.
• And they kept comin’
• As for me…
• At first… it was a good time.
• But I just kept on livin’
• But no luck.
• But you can only eat so many rats.
• But… he took off.
• Even boozin’ got old.
• Hm… you know what?
• I guess I lost my taste for it.
• I had a friend once.
• I mean look at you.
• I need somethin’ more.
• I tried throwin’ meself off the cliff…
• I was just takin’ the piss with this whole… thing.
• If only there was another Baghead… or somethin’
• It wasn’t always like this.
• I’ll be just another face in the crowd.
• Just a long trek back up.
• Just some fun before we eat dirt.
• No
• No good at livin’ or dyin’ it seems.
• Not anymore.
• Oh, huh, you’ll never see me again.
• Oi, uh... listen up!
• So, I’m passin’ on me ol’ sack…
• Someone who really knows nothin’
• Thanks, mate.
• That’ll never work.
• The next Baghead.
• To my finest pupil.
• What do you say?
• Wherever I go… these assholes follow.
• Yeah, nah… nevermind.
• Yeah, you get it.
• Yes
• You could be my successor.
• You lot don’t need me.
• You remind me of him actually.
• You see I’m… cool now.
• You see… sittin’ and doin’ nothin’ ain’t enough these days. It’s gotten old—you know?
• You should replace me.
• … for life.
• (sniffs) Hm… smells strong
• And after all that…
• Finally! Someone who understands nothin’.
• Just as I thought. Nobody knows nothin’ these days.
• Maybe you can help me?
• So, that’s it? You're bringing me nothing?
• This is what you bring me?
• This is your final chance.
• Well, better keep lookin’ then.
• Well, don’t worry. You'll fit in with the others.
• You really don’t get it do ya?
• You really think I want this?
• You think this is what I want?
• You're back and you have… nothing?
• Your sure?
• You’re smarter than ya look.
• Bit of a riddle – ain’t it?
• A simple test.
• And remember it’s gotta be special.
• And you nailed it.
• Bring it to me.
• But I’ll give you a chance.
• But it is rare.
• But its… rarely enjoyed.
• Go on then. Take a look around.
• It ain’t hard to find.
• Most don’t get it.
• Not something you can find just anywhere.
• Now what?
• Oh, quite right.
• Oh, you wanna bag – do ya?
• See that was a trick question’.
• See what strikes you
• So, here’s the real test.
• Something special.
• That’s what they all say.
• There’s something I want...
• There’s something I want…
• Think you can fetch it for me?
• You got a lot to learn, mate.
• You see… there’s an art to doin’ nothin’.
• You think you’re any different?
• You wanna be like me?